"You can put a suit on a turkey but it's still a turkey."
Hey ! Watch what you say, your thanksgiving pardon is up to me.

"No Mr. Turkey, you don't qualify for coverage under my health care plan."

Sorry you are unemployeed - but we have enough turkeys working with us right now!!

Your health care plan doesn't pay for head removals, does it?

Sorry Joe, I'm going to have to run with someone else next year.

Nope, won't do it. Fell for that "hide under the desk" with Bill Clinton.

Unfortunately I have to make an example of the Right Wing. Nothing personal.

I have a deal for you Mr. President, I bet I can improve the economy better than you have. If I win I get to be President and you fix Thanksgiving dinner for me. What are you afraid of I am only a turkey.

At least your going to be around till next November Mr. President.

Mr. President, didn't you hEAR me gobblin' for ya.

Turkey: gobble,gobble
Obama: pardon?

Is that a tear I see, Mr. Boehner?... oh no... wait, it's just your wattle this time.

Watch your neck around here!

Herman Cain wants to know if you pardon Turkey, is Iran next?

Which one is the turkey? Hah......trick question.....they BOTH ARE!!

I need a Bailout!

I need a bailout!

Turkey, it's either your head, or mine!

Turkey, "Mr. President, how did you know I was republican?"
Obama, " You're somewhat tough, tasteless and I noticed you have two right wings"

I see I'm not the only turkey in the White House

I know you don't want to leave BO but i'm the new President.

"I'll give ya whatever ya want, just let me walk outta here and get lost in the crowd with the other lobbyists, so I'm not dinner this year".

Obama, "Lately I'll feel like my head is on the chopping block"
Turkey, " Welcome to my world"

"Your Pardon isn't in the American Budget at this time. No, I can't afford to even say "sorry.""

Now Mr. President you do relaize that politicans & diapers need to be changed often for the same reason!

...but you couldn't sell America on alternative traditions?!

The Salahi's said I should join you and them for dinner.

I prefer "dark meat".

"What kind of name is Andre?"

A creepy guy, with a really bad combover, just told me you can't pardon me because you weren't born here.

Based on some of the recent submissions and the names of the people submitting comments it appears this is getting out of hand. What should be fun, is being ruined once again by a few.

I am glad you're here. It's so hard to talk turkey with politicians.

Seriously, Mr. President, have you ever thought of just talking turkey?
I've been sent to teach you.

why it's the official mascot of the republican party !

Which one's the turkey?

Three reasons we are going to win again, Cain, Romney..... and I can't quite remember the third one? Epa?

Birds of a feather....

So what exactly did you mean when you said you wanted to have me for dinner?

Great! Another turkey in the White House.

Whadda' you mean I'm not getting amnesty? Every other year we got amnesty...I'm not one of those turkeys that are protesting! I thought being a 1%'er meant I was immune! Why can't you eat some of the spam from your occupy scum instead? Come on, I thought we had a deal! They can eat cake..right?

C'mon man, hook me up, you got connections.

The Presidential seal is being redesigned....the Eagle is out and I'm in!!!

HOWS THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU?

Just between you and me, the economy isn't getting better, but I think you're ok for now. We may have to have this discussion again next year though. I may have to change the White House policy on the exclusive protections for the White House Turkey.

so who won?

Do you get the same credit for the Pakistani attacks as you did for the Osama Bin Laden kill? Gobble it up Mr. President!