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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Caption This: A Pup Cools Off

Looks like more than just humans can enjoy a dip in the pool. What's this pup thinking?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, May 15. The winner will be announced Thursday, May 16.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner can find a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted included in the next week's edition. Congratulations to L W Sagan, the winner of last week's edition, Caption This: Pup Who's Had Enough.  Well, the old 'hair of the dog' thing did NOT make me feel better. Have a photo you'd like captioned in future editions? Add it to our collection and your pet will be …

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L W Sagan

4:11 pm on Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Don't you mean: "The pup-arazzi are always hounding me." ?   more ›

Friday, April 19, 2013

Caption This: A Furry Stowaway

This cat's ready to make a run for it. What's it thinking?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  What's this cat thinking, as it sneaks into its owner's suitcase? Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, April 24. The winner will be announced Thursday, April 25.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner can find a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted from the next week's edition. Congratulations to the winner of last week's contest, Anna Monaghan, with the winning caption to Caption This: Pooch in School: Don't have my homework, my human ate my paper. Have a photo you'd like captioned…

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Caption This: Extreme Closeup with a Pup

Who's excited for a car ride? Good dog! What's this pooch thinking?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  Someone looks excited for a car ride. What's this dog thinking? Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, April 3. The winner will be announced Thursday, April 4.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner will receive a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted.  Congratulations to the winner of last week's contest, Christina, with the caption to Caption This! A Studious Pup. Need to crack the books. This Obedience School stuff is ruff! Have a photo you'd like captioned in future editions? Add …

Anna Monaghan

7:57 am on Saturday, March 30, 2013

Excuse me, could you open the window, I need some air!   more ›

Friday, March 22, 2013

Caption This: A Studious Pup?

This dog sure looks smart—and hip—in her glasses. What's she thinking?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  This dog sure looks studious in her glasses. What's she thinking? Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, March 27. The winner will be announced Thursday, March 28.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner will receive a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted.  Congratulations to the winner of last week's contest, L W Sagan, with the caption to Caption This! Little Dog, Big Bone. They warned Mom I might shrink if she put me in the dryer. Have a photo you'd like captioned in future editions…

Christina

8:08 am on Monday, March 25, 2013

Now that I have glasses, my owners are just going to have to wait a little longer for their morning paper.   more ›

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Caption This! Little Dog, Big Bone

This dog has some chewing to do if it expects to finish off this entire bone. What's it thinking?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  That's a pretty big bone, for such a small dog. What's the dog thinking? Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, March 20. The winner will be announced Thursday, March 21.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner will receive a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted.  Congratulations to the winner of last week's contest, Beth Ritchason, with the caption to 'Caption This: Big Dog in a Little Hat': I'll do ANYTHING for corned beef! Have a photo you'd like captioned in future editions? Add it…

Anthony

11:15 am on Saturday, March 16, 2013

Everybody sing! Ohhhh, my chew bone is connected to my hip bone..."   more ›

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Caption This! Big Dog in a Little Hat

This dog doesn't look too enthused to be wearing a little hat. What's it thinking?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  Aww! Big dog in a little hat! Cute, right? Dog doesn't look too thrilled. What's it thinking? Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, March 13. The winner will be announced Thursday, March 14.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner will receive a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted.  Congratulations to the winner of last week's contest, michael, with the caption to Caption This: Dog Enjoys a 'Breeze': Do I look like Marilyn Monroe? Have a photo you'd like captioned in future editions…

L W Sagan

7:43 am on Sunday, March 10, 2013

"Eggs and kegs? Oh. I thought you said eggs and lift legs."   more ›

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Win 2 Tickets to Broadway in Chicago!

Patch is partnering with Broadway in Chicago to give away tickets to see "I Love Lucy" Feb. 13. One winner will be chosen from each of the 67 Patch cities/neighborhoods in the Chicago area.

Patch is partnering with Broadway in Chicago to give away tickets to see "I Love Lucy" Feb. 13.  The show is playing through March 17 at the Broadway Playhouse. One winner will be chosen from each of the 67 Patch cities/neighborhoods in the Chicago area. Enter to win by registering for the free Patch e-newsletter using the form at the top of this page. If you are already signed up for our newsletter, first, thank you! Second, you can still enter to win.  All participants must provide a valid email address. The mailing address must be complete and will only be visible to Patch employees and used solely for the purpose of distributing prizes. Tickets for the show are on sale now and begin at $35.  Open to legal residents of the 50 United …

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Caption This! Cat in a Box

This sneaky cat is set to surprise the next passerby. What's it thinking, as it peeks out of its hiding place?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  What's this cat thinking, as it peeks out from its hiding place inside a box? Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 30. The winner will be announced Thursday, Jan. 31.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner will receive a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted.  Congratulations to last week's winner, Suzanne Matthies, with the winning caption to Caption This! Bird's Food Is In Sight, But Out of Reach. "Over-Seeding Anonymous" told me there would be days like this. Have a photo you…

Michel Devost

7:57 am on Sunday, February 24, 2013

Hello , You like the PETS !!! Let me show my beautiful creations of decorative mailboxes! Models : dogs, cats, horses, farm animals, wild animals, birds, vehicles, fish, snoopy. Be the first to own one of these very unique mailboxes! “ … This mailboxes will do turn the heads of the passers-by”. Web site : http://pages.globetrotter.net/miche/mailboxes.html   more ›

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Caption This! Bird's Food Is In Sight, But Out of Reach

What a cruel trick! This bird's food can see his food, but can't get to it. What's he thinking?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  What's this bird thinking, as he can see his food, but can't quite get to it? Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 23. The winner will be announced Thursday, Jan. 24.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner will receive a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted.  Congratulations to last week's winner, Michael Shanahan, with the winning caption to Caption This! Dog Warms Up by the Fire. Hotdog, anyone? Have a photo you'd like captioned in future editions? Add it to our collection …

Jim R

11:36 am on Thursday, January 24, 2013

Sometimes it is not a matter of whether it is half empty or half full.   more ›

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Caption This! That's One Lazy Cat

What's this cat thinking, as it kicks back and relaxes?

Patch readers, you're up! We need your wit, creativity and animal psychic abilities to craft the perfect caption for the next edition of our pet photo caption challenge!  What's this cat thinking, as it slouches and relaxes on the couch?  Suggest your caption in the Comments section below. Comments will close at 9 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 9. The winner will be announced Thursday, Jan. 10.  The author of the winning caption and pet owner will receive a Patch-branded version of the photo, with the caption inserted.  Congratulations to last week's winner, Dianne Carter, with the winning caption to Caption This! That's One Exhausted Pooch The whole world looks upside down. What did I do last night? Have a photo you'd like captioned in future …

Kenneth Hadler

4:07 pm on Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Now where did I put that remote? I have to change to something more exciting!   more ›

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