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You sit on this couch, all day, everyday, turning your ...
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O.K.O.K....I'll throw you a bone. Get a quick shot of me ...
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The paparazzi are always hounding me.
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If the Bulls can find a way to beat the HEAT so should we.
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I need some air. Where's my designated driver?
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Taking our teams on a cruise, to get our minds off being ...
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So, the reason you quit your last job is that your boss ...
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I hope they don't mind having a CHASER with a drink.
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So, they think I'm lonely and need a companion huh! Well ...
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Your last employer said your job was to locate lost ...
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I know it's a dog-eat-dog-world but is cannibalism your ...
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You're not the only ones who work hard and have nothing ...
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According to our new procedures, the President doesn't ...
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I've got a bone to pick with you.
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I lost my house in foreclosure and, well,...have you ever...
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Why don't you come home for dinner with me and you will ...
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O.K. So my ship was piloted by an advanced robot. I still...
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You think you fly a lot. You oughta see the number of ...
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Our 27th batter is at the plate. If I catch one more fowl...
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When you said you were sending me to where the stars ...
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